i can’t even cut a strip off with scissors wtf
Oh my god
friendly reminder that thin-shaming is just as hurtful as fat-shaming
and statements like “real men like curves, only dogs go for bones” are still fucking offensive.
back to your regularly scheduled dashboard.
THIS THIS THIS THIS HOLY SHIT THIS
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
almost 9 years, and not a day goes by that i don’t miss her. R.I.P. MawMaw </3
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)
lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))
lmao u guys r funny
R U SERIOUS
there are 3 kinds of ppl
i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh
here we go again
Aye Aye Popeye | via Tumblr on We Heart It.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard